{"product_id":"sticker-bmw-bitcher-moaner-and-whiner-paramedic-rescue-humor-kiss-cut-sticker","title":"Sticker — 'BMW: Bitcher, Moaner, and Whiner' Paramedic Rescue Humor Kiss-Cut Sticker","description":"These glossy kiss-cut vinyl stickers bring a bold, irreverent sense of humor to gear and everyday surfaces. The design features a stressed paramedic character and a satirical \"BMW\" headline, rendered in vibrant, eco-solvent inks that really pop against the glossy finish. Stick one on a laptop, journal, water-resistant case, or toolbox to add personality and a laugh — the sticker’s durable vinyl and permanent acrylic adhesive keep it in place on smooth, flat surfaces while the scratch-resistant finish helps preserve the colors. Available in white or transparent backgrounds and multiple sizes to suit your layout. Application is quick and smooth for a bubble-free look that stays put indoors.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy, scratch-resistant finish\u003cbr\u003e- Durable vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive\u003cbr\u003e- Printed with bright, eco-solvent inks\u003cbr\u003e- Available in white or transparent background and 4 sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Quick, bubble-free application (indoor use; not waterproof)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":59380039286865,"sku":"14606634238336879450","price":3.55,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":59380039319633,"sku":"31029106333246089467","price":3.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":59380039352401,"sku":"29669747907921878678","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":59380039385169,"sku":"50437146298048355324","price":5.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1020\/8752\/4433\/files\/11868685811293762557_1200.jpg?v=1776599932","url":"https:\/\/firefightereverythingstore.com\/products\/sticker-bmw-bitcher-moaner-and-whiner-paramedic-rescue-humor-kiss-cut-sticker","provider":"Firefighter Everything Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}