Retirement BBQ Apron - "Retirement's Great, Every Day is a Non-Emergent Day"

One size / Black

$35.00 USD

Retirement BBQ Apron - "Retirement's Great, Every Day is a Non-Emergent Day"

$35.00 USD

This apron brings playful retirement vibes to the kitchen, workshop, or backyard grill. Printed on a smooth, fine-weave polyester canvas, the artwork shows a relaxed retiree surrounded by laid-back comforts—cold drinks, a chair, and a clear agenda: nothing urgent. The dark base keeps the colorful design crisp and bold, while the adjustable tie-back and sturdy strap options let you wear it for long cooking sessions, messy projects, or slow afternoons on the porch. Thoughtful construction—foamed lining for softness, sewn-in care label, and vibrant all-over print—means it looks bright wash after wash and stays comfortable through every relaxed daily ritual. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts.

Product features
- 100% polyester canvas with fine-weave texture and foamed lining for soft comfort
- Stain-resistant surface protects clothing from spills, dirt, and craft messes
- Tie-back closure for adjustable, secure fit; one size (31.5" x 25.6")
- High-definition, vibrant all-over print with white hem thread and sewn-in care label
- Five strap color options (black, white, beige, blue, pink); assembled in the USA from global parts

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle