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This lightweight cotton tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek EMS design made to be worn on shift nights, community runs, or laid-back weekends. The front print layers an ambulance chest emblem, medical gear, and a cheeky slogan that reads like inside‑jokes between first responders. Comfortable and breathable, the shirt drapes casually while the durable print and stable collar keep it looking sharp after many washes. It sits naturally in the wardrobe of someone who lives for the calls, the camaraderie, and the dark humor that helps get them through long shifts.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Durable, high-quality DTF/DTG printing for vibrant, long-lasting graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Paramedic EMS Tee — "Cannot Fix Stupid" Funny Paramedic T-Shirt
$19.76 USD
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$19.76 USD
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Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Durable, high-quality DTF/DTG printing for vibrant, long-lasting graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean