{"product_id":"apron-i-don-t-miss-the-circus-i-miss-the-clowns-funny-chef-apron-for-bbqs-gifts-2","title":"Apron — \"I Don’t Miss the Circus, I Miss the Clowns\" Funny Chef Apron for BBQs \u0026 Gifts","description":"This heavy-duty apron brings humor and personality to messy work — whether you’re grilling in the backyard, manning the smoker, or crafting in the studio. The bold vintage-style graphic reads “I Don’t Miss the Circus. I Miss the Clowns.” and pops on a deep black background, giving a cheeky, down-to-earth vibe. Soft-feeling polyester canvas and foamed lining keep the apron comfortable during long projects, while full coverage protects shirts from spills, grease, paint, and other mishaps. Choose from five strap colors — black, white, beige, blue, or pink — to match your style. Sewn-in care label and tie-back closure make it easy to adjust and care for. Assembled in the USA, this apron feels lived-in and ready for whatever you throw at it: weekend barbecues, late-night tinkering, or busy craft sessions.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester canvas with foamed lining for a soft, comfortable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Full-coverage one size (31.5\" x 25.6\") to protect clothes from spills and stains\u003cbr\u003e- Tie-back closure for an adjustable, secure fit\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp all-over print for bold, lasting color\u003cbr\u003e- Five strap color options (black, white, beige, blue, pink); sewn-in care label; assembled in the USA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Black","offer_id":59257520652369,"sku":"33175718219127219804","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1020\/8752\/4433\/files\/10216183175214483693_2048.jpg?v=1774923782","url":"https:\/\/firefightereverythingstore.com\/products\/apron-i-don-t-miss-the-circus-i-miss-the-clowns-funny-chef-apron-for-bbqs-gifts-2","provider":"Firefighter Everything Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}